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Beware, Dawn! Part 2!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Oct 18, 2015 02:02

My sleep schedule is pretty messed up again so, I decided to work on my snark some more. And lemme tell ya, it's pretty boring. It's all sitting chapters. So, I was right in my surmise that Ellen Miles writes boring books. I just imagine her and Ann at an old biddy meeting talking about how precious little kids are. And how funny, my goodness! ( Read more... )

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dawn "saves" the planet, part 4

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2015 17:49

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Beware, Dawn! Part 1!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Oct 11, 2015 23:42

So, I got my tablet cable and I should be working on my commissions but I wouldn't be me if I wasn't a slut for procrastination. Besides, I've learned to never draw when you're not int the right mood because you will produce garbage. At least that's the excuse I'm giving. Anyways, this book is thankfully not by Suzanne Weyn, but by Ellen Miles. I ( Read more... )

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Dawn and the School Spirit War! Part The End!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Oct 08, 2015 00:01

My, oh my, pretty ladies! This one was rough. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid this book is. Now when I read an Ann book I'm not exactly expecting a Newbery winner. But I expect something a little better than what a brain damaged jellyfish could produce. I don't know how this one made it pass the editors. It can't imagine the amount of ( Read more... )

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Dawn and the School Spirit War! Part 2!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Oct 04, 2015 03:07

Well, goodness, gals! I should have gotten this up a lot sooner but life got in my way. In baddish news, Jynxie appears to be a little under the weather and I'm not exactly dripping with cash to take her to the vet. But in some news that made me believe in humanity again, I opened art commissions to help pay my vet bill and have had a general ( Read more... )

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Dawn and the School Spirit War! Part 1!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Sep 29, 2015 20:45

I swear, as I was loading my Dropbox to get this book, I let out a long sigh of dreadful anticipation. And then I had to have a quick lie down because I saw it was written by Suzanne Weyn, my most favourite ghostie. I then filled out my insurance forms just in case this killed me. But I promise if it does kill me, I'll come back as either a ghost ( Read more... )

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dawn saves the planet, part one!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Sep 29, 2015 20:55

hey everybody! how are all of you guys?
i'm still sick and life has been kicking my ass, but i've recently discovered the immense healing powers of dawn schafer bashing. so i invite you all to join me in this wonderful healing process and read as i let my rage flow in...

( dawn saves the planet )

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Claudia and the Middle School Mystery! Part 2!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Sep 19, 2015 20:04

I was feeling pretty productive today and had nothing else I felt like doing, So I decided to work on my snark some more. It's funny how when I was going into this snark, it seemed fairly innocuous. Boy, was I wrong. I should know by now that Ann is one of the worst writers in existence and can't even write a simple tale of middle school woes ( Read more... )

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Little Miss Stoneybrook...and Dawn! Part The End!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Aug 06, 2015 01:15

Man, I am still on a major productivity kick! I think it has to do with the fact that I'm getting things for my shop running and it has me all excited. Plus, there only one more moth of Hell before the best parts of the year! I'm dying to get my ass to Michaels to buy a bunch of Halloween goodies. I'm seriously way excited and in a good mood lately ( Read more... )

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Little Miss Stoneybrook...and Dawn! Part 1!

road_baby wrote in bsc_snark Jul 29, 2015 19:36

What's this?! I got a snark up in a timely manner?! Sorry if I confused you all with my productivity but sometimes you just gotta work! And I'll admit that knowing I'm gonna be doing a Dawn book always has me at mixed feelings. Half of me is in absolute dread but the other half is downright giddy. I hate Dawn like I hate no other but, boy howdy, is ( Read more... )

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